I am born on the 23rd January, 1990. My age is nineteen and I own no pet toy. I am a single and gay asexual-sexual being who hopes to get married to Dita Von Teese. My favourite hobby is watching hobbit porn and talking to my cheating girlfriend.
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Wowza
11月 28, 2009,
12:31:00 午後
I think I should rename my blog "Eye-feasting boys".
This is what a real man looks like, NOT Robert Panytsome.
Watching New Moon was one of my worst ordeals in life. The acting was outrageous. And Mr. Vampire had a head twice the size of his girlfriend. Each time he looked down at her with those seemingly dreamy eyes, it looked like his Frankenstein head was gonna drop off anytime.
I thought maybe if he took off his clothes, I would have a new respect for him. But when he did, my jaws dropped in disbelief.
NOOO....... MY EYES.......
At that very moment, it would be the moment of Epic-ness. Girls would scream and cry as he released his fag body to the world, or even bite each other's head off. But I simply melted into slime on the spot, desperately grasping for fresh air.
I could not bear to stare at his soft, white chicken breasts. They looked like what Jacob the wolf would love to eat because it's not even worth looking.
Do I hate Edward? Yes, I would, unless he stops trying to disappear by literally walking away.
Kristen Stewart, you deserve a hotter guy.
This is what a real man looks like, NOT Robert Panytsome.
Watching New Moon was one of my worst ordeals in life. The acting was outrageous. And Mr. Vampire had a head twice the size of his girlfriend. Each time he looked down at her with those seemingly dreamy eyes, it looked like his Frankenstein head was gonna drop off anytime.
I thought maybe if he took off his clothes, I would have a new respect for him. But when he did, my jaws dropped in disbelief.
NOOO....... MY EYES.......
At that very moment, it would be the moment of Epic-ness. Girls would scream and cry as he released his fag body to the world, or even bite each other's head off. But I simply melted into slime on the spot, desperately grasping for fresh air.
I could not bear to stare at his soft, white chicken breasts. They looked like what Jacob the wolf would love to eat because it's not even worth looking.
Do I hate Edward? Yes, I would, unless he stops trying to disappear by literally walking away.
Kristen Stewart, you deserve a hotter guy.
Running and running
11月 25, 2009,
12:22:00 午前
You know those problems that we love to run away from?
Sometimes you just have to stick up your erected dick and face it upfront. Just fuck it or you'll get fucked by it first.
Please remind myself that I have to send in my laptop for repair, because the fucking bio clock ain't working. It's like out of the entire Stinkapore, my Fujitsu is the only asshole who decides that his internal clock has stopped. Even my alarm clock stopped working.
A sign from God?
"It's time to take a holiday at Maldives, my dear Child. Take this SGD$1,000,000 and enjoy your fucking life away. THIS IS ME, THE TRUE, DIVINE GOD!"
Yup. Still waiting.
Ang mohs are always better-looking
11月 20, 2009,
10:31:00 午後
Wow, not to be a self-hating person, but just yesterday I saw the most handsomest man in Stinkapore. He has really big chicken breasts and arms, and his head is like some mole that dropped on an ice cream cone. But when he turned his head, O-O-OH... M-M-MY... such a handsome ang moh like never seen before!
And the girl that he was flirting with, looked really pretty and seductive. She doesn't even have to look slutty to be one, unlike you.
I cried to myself as they boarded the train to the East, and attended school as per normal.
Anyway, after looking at John Mayer's live performance at the Beacon Theatre, I've decided that his sarcasm and arrogance beat any handsome-ness from any man on Earth, anytime.
I mean, who likes handsome people? You? Geez. Such a superficial no0b.
To the max
11月 16, 2009,
10:34:00 午後
I used to think that TTM (to the max) is damn fucking annoying.
I think it's alright now.
But what I hate is IKR. IKR??!?! (You know right?!?!)
^_^
Anyway, today was Judgement Day. Both mentally and physically. I am hit by the flu virus for the 2nd time in the month.
"Damn, she must be really suay."
"Maybe cause she so skinny that's why her health very bad?"
I think so too. Cause if you don't have flu virus, it means that the flu virus had a difficult time penetrating your fats. Fat people all like that one. Cause they think they damn BIG.
Also, you won't imagine my devastation now. It's not about the fever, or that fucking sick to the bone feeling.
It's about you. Yes, you. I really despise your act-holy face.
I'm anal. I'm anal and you are that shit which I can't seem to push out of my asshole. Hope you get out of my sight soon.
Kimi ni Todoke
11月 10, 2009,
8:47:00 午後
I'm in an anime! In this show, a lot of people often mistake her for an angry Ghost.
7:45:00 午後
From Yahoo! Answers (source: here)
What happens if you drink nail polish remover?
Today at school, a classmate put a nail polish remover pad into someone's water and told someone to drink it. The boy took a sip and realized what was in it, and went to the nurse. He complained of stomach ache and feeling dizzy. He's going to the doctor now, will anything happen to him, even if it was just one sip?
One of the answers was:
He'll have "polish remover breath"
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This is very bad. I was imagining what would happen if I accidentally poured nail polish remover over my face, and I imagined my whole face burning and peeling like a sad potato head. Seriously, kids, don't try this. It'll kill you.
What happens if you drink nail polish remover?
Today at school, a classmate put a nail polish remover pad into someone's water and told someone to drink it. The boy took a sip and realized what was in it, and went to the nurse. He complained of stomach ache and feeling dizzy. He's going to the doctor now, will anything happen to him, even if it was just one sip?
One of the answers was:
He'll have "polish remover breath"
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This is very bad. I was imagining what would happen if I accidentally poured nail polish remover over my face, and I imagined my whole face burning and peeling like a sad potato head. Seriously, kids, don't try this. It'll kill you.
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